Warning: Do Not Read This Section While Under Attack by a Malicious Entity
Step 1: Identify the Possession Symptoms
- Uncontrollable rage and aggression
- Unusual vocalizations (growling, hissing, etc.)
- Increased interest in heavy metal music
- Unexplained knowledge of ancient Sumerian mythology
Step 2: Seal the Portal
- Use a high-quality garlic spray
- Employ a team of highly trained exorcists
- Conduct a thorough smudging ceremony